Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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