why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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