I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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