Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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