don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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