their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's blow job season.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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