The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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