Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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