How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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