He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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