He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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