Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
