I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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