Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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