Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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