But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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