hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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