I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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