what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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