I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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