When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
