i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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