I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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