I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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