Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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