I'm drive I can fine osifer
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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