More tranny stories later!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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