So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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