i was born a porn star she said
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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