How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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