Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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