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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize