She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
too bad you live with your parents still
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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