Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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