no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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