loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
