I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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