so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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