Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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