So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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