Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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