I just pynch a tree in the face
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
