hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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