I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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