WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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