Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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