Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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