hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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