I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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