there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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