god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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