yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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