So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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