Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
